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YOUTH RULES Always follow these rules, so that you can have fun and stay safe... 1. It is better to have an adult or family member with you. But if that is not the case ALWAYS tell your family where you are going. 2. NEVER go alone. It is safer to have a friend or group of friends with you (in case you get hurt or run into trouble), and it's also more fun with friend! 3. NEVER trespass. trespassing means going onto someone's property without asking permission first. This includes climbing over fences or entering any building without being told by the owner that you are welcome there. 4. NEVER go into an abandoned building, even if it is supposed to be haunted. There may be people in there that will bother you, or the building may be unstable. You can fall through the floor if it's weak. The roof may even fall in on you! 5. ALWAYS look for normal causes for the ghostly happenings. Most activity that is thought to be paranormal is caused by something that is natural and explainable. And its your job to figure it out! 6. If you bring snacks with you, never leave litter. Leave the investigation location exactly as you found it... 7. Make sure you have a cell phone or change for the pay phone, in case you need help. 8. Always take notes. Write down everything that happens....what you see, smell, hear etc. 9. If you have a camera, take as many photos as you can. You capture some evidence, and even if you don't...the photos will remind you later of the fun you had and the good job you did. Tell an adult, take a friend, never trespass, and be careful!   GHOST JOKES AND HUMOR. HA! Ready for some bad jokes? We thought so. Ready, set, go! What's a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist ! What do you call a ghost's mother and father ? Transparents ! Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ? Because you can see right through them ! What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed. What kind of street does a ghost like best ? A dead end ! What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bamboo What do ghosts dance to ? Soul music ! Why are ghosts like newspaper? Because they appear in sheets! What did the ghost teacher say to her class ? Watch the board and I'll go through it again ! What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost? You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen! What kind of music do ghosts like? Rhythm and boos! Why did the ghost go to the funfair ? He wanted to go on a rollerghoster ! What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos !

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station. What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ? Sheet belts ! How do ghosts learn songs ? They read the sheet music ! What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest ! What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? Scream & sugar, please! What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones ! What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-Berries. What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peekaboo! What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?" Why is a ghost such a messy eater? Because he is always a goblin. What kind of car does a ghost drive? A Boo-ick! What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo! Who was the most famous ghost detective? A Sherlock Moans. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boojeans! What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A Mas-scare-a. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures. Where did the ghost get it's hair done? At the boo-ty shop. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn't have a haunting license. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo. What is a ghosts favorite sale? A white sale. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream Why do ghosts shiver and moan? It's drafty under that sheet. I'd like to thank Anne Palagruto of the Junior Ghosthunters International, for these wonderful jokes. Anne's organization for kids is the inspiration for the Ghost Vigil Youths, and this effort would not exist without Anne's dedication and work on her own organization. Thanks, Anne! While life-after death, ghosts, and unwanted hauntings can be serious matters...its important to never lose your sense of humor, or your ability to laugh. And while the paranormal field is a serious area of study, its important not to take yourself TOO seriously as a ghosthunter...so laugh a little and have some fun... If you know or hear any jokes (good ones or dumb ones, it doesn't matter) about ghosts, please e-mail them to us. We'll add your submissions to this page! Mark Stinson Founder of Ghost Vigil

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Every effort has been made on this website to encourage young people to include their families and adults in their explorations of the paranormal, and to teach them to do so in a safe and fun way. Conduct Paranormal Investigations at your own risk. The information on this website is provided as a resource only. All materials included here are Copyright © 2007, Ghost Vigil Investigations.

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